Awww, that's sweet though, isn't it? ^_^ I don't know why you love me so much. Not a clue. Maybe I'm just ...nice. How boring. I wouldn't love me, you must be a bit mad. I'm messy and irritating ;) You're simply insane. (For anyone wondering, I do have a But yes, I want more, ask me anything you like!
EDIT: I've had two more submissions; a marriage proposal from someone using their BlackBerry (sorry but it's a no! I bet it was Charli, silly bitch) and this:




